 | ― How come suddenly you’re an expert on women?
― I’ve got seven wives. How many you’ve got?
― So why aren’t you at home with your seven wives?
― I know how to marry them. Nobody knows how to live with them.
― So why did you marry them for?
― Shee-shee… someday I have to tell you the facts of life. |
✖ Via The Gods Must Be Crazy by Jamie Uys, 1980. |
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 | The purpose of science is to get paid for doing fun stuff if you’re not a good enough programmer to write computer games for a living (Schulman et al. 1991). Nominally, science involves discovering something new about the universe, but this is not really necessary. What is really necessary is a grant. In order to obtain a grant, your application must state that the research will discover something incredibly fundamental. The grant agency must also believe that you are the best person to do this particular research, so you should cite yourself both early (Schulman 1994) and often (Schulman et al. 1993c). |
✖ Via Annals of Improbable Research: “How To Write A Scientific Paper” by E. Robert Schulman, Vol. 2, Issue 5, Sep/Oct 1996 About Improbable Research:
>Improbable research is research that makes people laugh and then think. Improbable Research is the name of our organization. We collect (and sometimes conduct) improbable research. We publish a magazine called the Annals of Improbable Research, and we administer the Ig Nobel Prizes.
First spotted via Neatorama. |
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